Tuesday, May 4, 2010

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala: Part III

Now for the worst dressed. I take no pleasure in telling people they look awful. Actually, that's a lie. All of these ladies need to fire their stylists.

Carey Mulligan in Miu Miu - I'm tired of her mod look. She needs a new look.

Demi Moore - Just no.

Elizabeth Banks - The dress is cute but the lace tights made this look too busy. There is such a thing as too much lace.

Gisele Bundchen in Alexander Wang - Even a supermodel can't pull off a leather fringed mini dress. Eww.

Janet Jackson in Lanvin - Don't try and distract me with your giant breasts. This dress is not working for you, honey.

January Jones in Yves Saint Laurent - The dress is actually really cute but the styling with the gloves, matronly pulled back hair and terrible make-up makes this look altogether unsightly.

Joy Bryant in Marchesa - I just want to rip off those sleeves.

Karolina Kurkova in Altuzarra - Pretty model, ugly dress, wrong shoes.

Katy Perry in Cute Circuit - Usually she's always on my best dressed lists but this light-up monstrosity is definitely not helping her win any fashion points. First of all, it looks too big on her and there are wayyyy too many ruffles. 

Kristen Stewart in Chanel - She is a permanent member of my worst-dressed list. The dress is not terrible but she has absolutely no idea how to stand, have proper posture or look like a woman.

Lily Collins in Chanel - This one is totally the dress's fault. Just plain ugly.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Louis Vuitton - This dress has too much dark fabric for such a small pale girl. I am not a fan of gothic-chic.

Malin Akerman - The dress is totally fab but is also totally inappropriate for the event. Boho-chic does not translate well on the red carpet.

M.I.A. in Alexander Wang - Learn how to stand and lose the pout.

Rachel Bilson in Louis Vuitton - Wasn't crazy about this dress at all.

Rosario Dawson in Giambattista Valli - Easily the worst dressed of the evening. Not only is the dress atrocious but did she even put make-up on? One hot mess.

Vera Farmiga in Sophie Theallet - Close second for the fugliest dress of the night.

2010 Met Costume Institute Gala: Part II

Alright, now on to some color! After Jennifer Lopez, my second pick for best dressed was model Coco Rocha. The long Zac Posen gown with the over-the-top train would've been a trainwreck on anyone else but she made it on my best dressed list because the woman was born to model. She knows how to work a garment and looked stunning in this gown. 

After neutral tones, blue was a hot color of the evening and I loved Blake Lively's and Chloe Sevigny's youthful take on gala attire with their short yet appropriate frocks.

Abbie Cornish and Amber Valleta

Blake Lively in Marchesa and Chloe Sevigny in Proenza Schouler

Christina Hendricks in Tommy Hilfiger and Emmy Rossum in Kenneth Cole

Cassie in Versace

Doutzen Kroes in Zac Posen

Jessica Stam and Mariska Hargitay

Oprah and Sienna Miller in Pucci

Camilla Belle in Jason Wu

Hilary Rhoda in Prabal Gurung and Kerry Washington in Thakoon

Naomi Watts in Stella McCartney and Rachel Weisz in Oscar de la Renta
Rachel Zoe in Marc Jacobs and Padma Lakshmi

Melissa George

Thandie Newton and Mary J. Blige in J Mendel

Zoe Salanda in Calvin Klein

Rene Zellweger in Carolina Herrera and Nicole Richie in Marc Jacobs

Alexa Chung in 3.1 Phillip Lim and Chanel Iman in Michael Kors

Claire Danes in Burberry and Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein

Emma Watson in Burberry and Taylor Swift in Ralph Lauren

Iman in Prada and Eva Mendez in Dolce and Gabbana

Jessica Szohr in Versace and Kristen Davis

Mila Kunis in Vera Wang